Fan Favorite Ian Dixon

In this very special episode, we do NOT discuss infectious disease. Instead, we read stories designed for social isolation – Erotic Jurassic Park Fanfiction. Don’t say we don’t love you.

Fan Favorite Ian Dixon has thoughts about how he dreams. David calls in. The new hotline is 1-615-PODKING.

Scott and Ian celebrate being celebrated and talk what the Joker movie gets right and pay tribute to a present day explorer. Plus Scott pressures Ian into writing more ICK episodes.

A plea to the local liquor stores and supply chains for sponsorship leads to a discussion on collecting. A whack demo interrupts. Scott needs to be careful how he categorizes discussions. Email Bag is full of cats, t-shirts, and horror movies. Ian is a forensic anthropologist apologist. 

Scott and Ian soak up rays on a Sunny Hamtramck day. Mysterious signals interrupt a book review. A case for expanding accessibility for adult videos is discussed. Ian turns down dueling for divorcees. Scott is accidentally as wise as Soloman.

A new calender system is produced.

Several PodComics plots are plotted.

Detroit Become Human: If It Was Entertaining.

Maybe (robot) slavery would make Scott a better person.

Listeners ask Ian to adopt a child to recreate the plot of Good Will Hunting.

Ian pod practice bots are thrown into the dumpster like so much soiled napkins.

Scott and Ian discuss the moral complexity of Jurassic Park, billionaires, and guillotines.

The momentum to 100 episodes is ramped up. Scott changes his oil and has a life-changing experience. Ian proposes a solution for MasterCharlz. #MerchWar begins.

Scott and Ian show off their new creation to a live audience. Machine Learning brings a dangerous element to the fore.

Scott gets glasses. Breaking Bad is a lesson on being true to yourself. Email Bag from an pyromaniac arachnophobe. Why is Scott Baio the flagship Scott? More Dixon The News, including a despicable bunker craftsman and monetizing genius splooge. Robot David has cognitive dissonance. A thunderstorm occurs.

Scott cleans up his act and initiates a swear jar. Ian and Scott promote their live show. Dixon The News is introduced with stories of meth-filled vans and an A.I. black metal YouTube stream.

Scott and Ian discuss the latest addition to the SCOTTCast Media Empire’s hypothetical film catalogue. Plateaus make you a man.

SCOTTCast announces a live show on August 24th, 2PM at Ghost Light in Hamtramck, free admission, titled “How To Survive The Sun Apocalypse And Other Doomsday Amusements”

David writes in. Slicing The Salami is discussed. High School Ian for President.

Scott and Fan Favorite Ian Dixon discuss Independence Day, languages, some Wiki-Wiki What’s What, and the SCOTTCast Voicemail bag.

SCOTTCast is embracing a new style – one that requires less editing, better sound, and WAY more sound effects! Woo.

Fan Favorite Ian Dixon joins to discuss veblen goods, VHS tapes, appealing to the masses, politics, and more. Robot David is introduced. An amorous stranger texts Ian.

For our 1%er fans, here’s a link to The Veblen, a t-shirt only for the richest SCOTTCastigators.

Ian advises people to be like Usain Bolt and switch your egg basket. Sealioning is discussed and defined. Ian describes a Martin Shkreli meme. Kindness is defined.